We recently realized people wouldn’t think we’re a real company just by looking at the current viximo.com website that’s up right now. (I mean seriously, I think I drop the F bomb 121 times. Plus I ‘designed’ it in Microsoft Paint). What’s the best way for people slash potential investors slash ladies to think you’re legit?

Executive. Headshots.

So on our way back from lunch at the mall the other day, we stopped by the Sears Portrait Studio and had our photos taken for the Super Bad Ass New viximo.com Website (SBANv.cW from here on out):

Ravi Mehta, Executive PowerPoint Creator

Aaron Pfeifer, Executive Code Monkey slash Cougar Hunter

Rocky McQuacksterstein, Executive Animal and Special Needs Liason

Clark, Executive Pain-in-the-Ass and Chief Offender

Sean Lindsay, Executive Scalp Nutritionist and Last Remaining They Might Be Giants Fan.

Chris Chiodo, Executive Ball Kicker, Viximo Operations Director and Chief Consumer of Soy-based Products

Winfield Peterson, Executive New Guy and Vice-President of We Have No Idea Because He Hasn’t Started Yet

Brian Balfour, Chief Executive Bamboo Waterer and Director of Office Manager

In related news, I’d like to offer up my public apology to the security officer on the Segue. I didn’t mean to hurt you, but I had a $10 bet you couldn’t avoid the door. Thanks for lunch.