Posts Tagged ‘bungalow’

Suggested Conference Room Names

Friday, March 7th, 2008

I just realized that all of the colors I picked out for the conference rooms in the new Viximo office are the same colors as the Teletubbies!

Teletubbies

This is phenomenal for one reason: I think I know how we should name our conference rooms now.

  • Tinky-Winky: Purple Room
  • Tipsy: Green Room
  • Po: Red Room
  • Laa-Laa: Yellow Room

I’ve struck gold here. GOLD.

Apparently we could also name either our cleaning lady or our Friday afternoon entertainment Noo-Noo.

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The Viximo Bungalow

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

Apparently our neighbors don’t like our 2:00pm raves. That’s cool. We weren’t keen on sharing our toys with you anyways.

So we have to move.

We found an incredible place over in Davis Square in Cambridge.

Upside: It’s bad ass and girls will likely want to sleep with most of us (sorry Winfield) after visiting for mere minutes.

Downside: The place looks like a single mother with 13 kids and a coke habit occupied it first.

We’ve been told that if we’re not out of our current place by April 1st that our neighbors are calling the cops about the “working girl”.*

There is supposed to be new floors, painted walls, lighting, etc. This is the scene with 25 days until we move in:

Serial Killer Room

Unfinished Bungalow

Yeah, right. We’re going to be the first homeless dot-com.

Nobody working here even has a garage.

* Little did they know she’s nothing but a dirty tease.

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